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Poster: user unknown Date: May 30, 2012 6:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

If you swallow a quarter and Chuck Norris round house kicks you in the stomach you will crap out two dimes and a nickel.

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Poster: grendelschoice Date: May 31, 2012 8:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Noisecollector v. Telephone Toughguy

Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity—-twice.